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You must be a Madonna fan |
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You must be a gay male (generally if you answered yes to 1 then 2 is probably true) |
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You should be late 20s to early 40s |
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You must be single...really single. (Not someone in a relationship who pretends he's single every time your boyfriend's out of town and not someone casually seeing thirteen people at the same time.) |
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You must live in the NYC vicinity |
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You must like dogs (He's not part of the date, but he is part of my life.) |
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Entries must be submitted by: Friday, July 20, 2001 (midnight) Finalists will be notified by: Sunday, July 22, 2001 |
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I will meet the finalists before the concert and make my final decision after that. |
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Friends and family will be automatically disqualified…even if they come up with some better bribes. |
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I reserve the right to check references or ask for you mother's phone number to make sure you're as sweet as you say you are. |