1. You must be a Madonna fan
2. You must be a gay male (generally if you answered yes to 1 then 2 is probably true)
3. You should be late 20s to early 40s
4. You must be single...really single. (Not someone in a relationship who pretends he's single every time your boyfriend's out of town and not someone casually seeing thirteen people at the same time.)
5. You must live in the NYC vicinity
6. You must like dogs (He's not part of the date, but he is part of my life.)
Entries must be submitted by:  Friday, July 20, 2001 (midnight)
Finalists will be notified by:  Sunday, July 22, 2001
I will meet the finalists before the concert and make my final decision after that.
Friends and family will be automatically disqualified…even if they come up with some better bribes.
I reserve the right to check references or ask for you mother's phone number to make sure you're as sweet as you say you are.